Thanksgiving Eve = High School Reunions
As usual, the night before Thanksgiving is a night where you will fortunately and unfortunately get to see a lot of old people from high school that you haven’t seen in a while. Most people that you want to see, you already remain in contact so it shouldn’t be too big of a deal.
However. Then there’s the group of people you really don’t want to see. After a few shots of holy water and a few sips of the devil’s brew, these clowns will be approaching you with their tall tales, lies, and horrible memories.
Leave me alone.
See my circle of friends around me? Leave them alone too.
Your stories? We don’t believe you, you need more people.
How’s my brother? He’s actually right over there hoping you don’t approach him next.
These are three exact situations that will occur to me tonight:
Clown 1: “Wow you got really tall!” (male) ::knuck::
Clown 2:”Wow you got really tall!” (ordinary female) ::knuck::
Chick from the past that is now reaaaaally beautiful: “Wow you got really tall!” (attractive female) …Lemme get them digits.
…and if you don’t know what a knuck is, don’t worry, most don’t.
